Emily - 19 - 850, FL
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I blog what I like, experience, think & feel. This mostly includes: sex, kitties, food, weed, music, blurps about my life, and shit I think is funny.
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I have the best plunger ever. Never seen a job it couldn’t handle.

thesylverlining:

i feel like i am watching a magical girl transformation
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inteligasm:

usetheforcebabe:

the-best-of-funny:

ms-doodle-pants:

mellrak:

i don’t even get what’s wrong with this gif

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i mean she pours the soda perfectly why do they all shit their pants

“GOD DAMMIT CLARA I WANTED SPRITE”

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It splashes out right when she starts pouring it.

I thought they were freaking out because it is flat.

(Source: zaynsdulhan, via whoisjessicagrace)

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Had a dream that I met Harry Styles and he was super cool and humble and attractive and then I wanted to fuck him. Lol. Never would have thought I would feel that way about a 1D member.

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Hahahaha this reminds me of the time that super intimidated sub freaked out and called student affairs to break up a potential fight.. by the time student affairs got there, the kids were in their seats and denied the whole thing. The sub was so pissed and red in the face and literally looked like he was gonna explode.
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